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(no subject) [Nov. 14th, 2006|06:15 pm]
I just got off the phone, and the call ended at 5:12 and was 5 minutes and 12 seconds long. I just thought that was cool.

My spoon is too big.
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(no subject) [Sep. 18th, 2006|12:58 am]
Have you ever just wanted to beat the crap out of a customer?

Once I control the known universe, I will set it up so that attatched to the mats in front of the counters at any store, and attatched to the chairs of any booth at any restaurant, there is an electric shock system installed. That way, if a customer is a complete and total douchebag for no reason, the waiter/salesperson can give them a good zap to say, "Hey you. Shut the fuck up."

And they will.

And there will be much rejoicing.
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Because everyone is posting colleg-y stuff [Sep. 9th, 2006|12:27 am]
[Currently feeling | triangular]
[Currently blasting |The Infadels- Love like Semtex]

Here's my sched! OMGS!

Click here if you have some time and want to see how school's been for me. )
My schd is really messy though, I don't mind hanging out on campus it's pretty fun. I really need to take classes all in the mornings next semester, so I can get more hours at work. I can only work like 4 days a week now.

I REALLY want to move out.
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Quote of the Day [Aug. 18th, 2006|01:47 am]
[Currently feeling | heheh....]
[Currently blasting |DDR]

"I'm not payig attention to the colors when I'm too busy going 'Oh shit-arrows!'"
-Stephanie whilst playing DDR and me (finally) telling her the secret is different colors symbolize different beats.

I probably should have mentioned that earlier... ^_^;;

(No shit, you should've... -_-)<---- Steph.

Sowwy. Luff you.
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AAAAAHH HOLY CRAP HOLY CRAP!!! [Aug. 17th, 2006|07:37 am]
[Currently feeling | excited]
[Currently blasting |Dresden Dolls- Coin Operated Boy]

STEPHANIE!

OMG!

Guess who's playing in San Francisco In October! On A Friday (so we don't miss classes) and after you turn 18 and can legally get in!

DRESDEN DOLLS.

Tickets are 20 bucks.

I'd call you, but it's REALLY early right now and felt it inappropriate to call you before you would be coherent.

Guess who we're gonna see ^_^ wheeee
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(no subject) [Aug. 16th, 2006|09:47 pm]
jesus fucking OW.

I got hit in the head with the GATE at work tonight. Then I look down after I get home and realize I left my purse in the shop... along with my ipod and cell phone. Now I have a concussion AND I can't get calls. Brilliant.

AAAA school starts soon, and I've been super busy preparing for it. Alice, if you're reading this, we call me and tell me what your school scd. is like so we can hang out. Or I'll call you once I get my phone back.

Stupid gate. At least theres no dain bramage.
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Idiot test [Aug. 9th, 2006|04:42 pm]
[Currently feeling | idiotic]
[Currently blasting |Kelly- Shoes.]

I am 44% Idiot.
Ain't Too Bright
I ain't too bright. But all those other idiots annoy the hell out of me. I may not be the brightest bulb in the bunch, but at least I know my limits.


I'm surprised it's not higher <3
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Clay's a big cutie [Aug. 8th, 2006|09:35 am]
[Currently feeling | giggly]
[Currently blasting |Kelly- Let Me Borrow That Top]

Driving in his car.

CLAY: Rachael? Can you make me another mix CD for my car, I really like this one you made.
ME: Sure, what do ya want on it?
CLAY: You know what I like... some rock and techno, you know what songs I like.
ME: K. Hey you want some 'Avenue Q' songs on there?
CLAY: Oh yeah! Put those two I really like, 'Everyone's a Little Bit Racist' and 'The Internet is for Porn'
ME: Sure. Oh, what about 'If You Were Gay'?
CLAY: ... No...
ME: Why not? That song is funny!
CLAY: Yeah... I know... It's just, well...
ME: Lemee guess. Having a song in your car about homosexuality makes you feel emascualated? Less manly?
CLAY: Well... yeah.
ME: Hunny, you're asking your girlfriend to make you a mixtape including songs from hit Broadway shows. That ship has *sailed*

Also it's worth mentioning that the mix CD he has in his car right now features Cher.

He's such a lady. I wuv him.

o00o()^\O/^()o00o
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(no subject) [Aug. 4th, 2006|04:32 am]
[Currently feeling | I'm gunna DIE!]
[Currently blasting |The Killers- Sombody Told Me]

I'm sick of being sick. I thought that maybe once I graduated I wouldn't be sick so much. Since leaving for China at the end of June, I've had:
- Heatstroke
- Strep throat
- Flu
- Food Poisoning
- Migranes
- Strep Throat (yes, again)
- Multiple asthma attacks and allergic reactions

Keep in mind that this is in the span of LESS THAN TWO MONTHS.

So, if you haven't heard from me in a while, it's NOT personal. I just haven't gotten to hang out or call much of anyone because of the DYING I've been busy with.

Right now, I don't have a voice. I'm not being corny and symbolic, I keep losing my voice because of strep.

Please: God, Allah, Buddha, Jesus, WHOEVER: make this bullshit stop.

/die

In other news: this is incredibly entertaining
http://youtube.com/watch?v=pv5zWaTEVkI
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Guess who's back... [Jun. 28th, 2006|11:59 pm]
[Currently feeling | Jetlaggy]
[Currently blasting |Alanis Morissette- A Man]

That's right. Me.

Shanghai was awesome. Actually a bit like New York. Except in Chinese. And alot more KFCs.
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